Conversations At Work
*i accidentally hit my friend on her knee with my bag* I am so sorry!
Friend: You are so mean
Me: I will write you a short story about how you met Tom Hardy in a shopping centre and fell in love as apology! Fantasies are fun! (Friend is a Tom Hardy lover)
Friend: Fantasy indeed! It could happen!
Me: He’s married with two kids.
Friend: So?!
Me:…. you are also taken?
Friend: AND?!
Me: *shrugs* it’s a good argument I guess.
This is almost exactly the conversation I had with two of my clients, a couple, when they saw my Jason Momoa pic on Facebook this summer! lol
Her: He’s so dreamy, was he nice?
Me: He was very friendly yes, and very tall.
Her: Ugh, I would die, he’s such a gorgeous man. Is he actually single?
Me: No, he’s married and has kids.
Her: Shit, that’s a bummer.
Her husband, standing right there with us the whole time: Um, you’re married too.
Her: Oh, right, forgot about you for a minute.
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