I love talking to @angryschnauzer. It gives me ideas to write and reminds me of things like… crucifix shaped dildos.
And how getting spanked by jesus would be good because he was a carpenter so would have calloused hands.
Jesus loves you, Simone. 😂 He’s gonna love you real good.
Ahahahaha I cackled so loud I outed myself for being on the phone in the bathroom.
Oh oh, I’ve got a Jesus for you.
That was the 2nd gif that came up when i searched ‘jesus’. He can spank me all he likes. Make me use the lords name in vain.
I’m crying with laughter at my desk.
It doesn’t help I read crucifix shaped dildos as crucifix diamond dildos at first too.
I don’t know about diamonds but I know where you can get yourself a 24k gold vibrator. It’s not crucifix shaped though. Lol
Gimme that gold
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