quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

ladyoftheteaandblood:

Meet Gerald

A snail with big dreams. By Ladyofthebloodandtea.

Gerald sat on a geranium,

 he was, very, very small.

In fact if he hadn’t whistled me,

Id never seen Gerald at all.

He told me of his very big dream,

To be a work of art.

And seeing how much he wished it,

Well we’ve made a start.

Gerald stood and posed for me

almost in the nude.

which in art is allowed,

But in real life is just plane rude.

So enjoy his very first exhibition,

Gerald at his best.

A snail with ambition.

A Snail above the rest,

PS here’s Gerald by a five pence piece which is 18mm wide, to show you his size.

Because @nuggsmum was silly enough to say she like my mad poems, I wrote her a new one.

@finney13s @booksandcatslover @ourladybinxthings @tomkurbikston @alexakeyloveloki @dangertoozmanykids101 @doubleagentvesperlynd @sf0206 @shadyskit @prplprincez @quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks @larygo and anyone else who has weird humour or likes nature.

I love Gerald! Pls write further adventures!