Have you considered photoshopping sebs face onto a potato? Or several different versions?

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AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?!

Oh my god !!! 🤣😂😵

OMG I am dying @theimpossibleg1rl @stuckyfox @lostinthoughtsandfeelings @4theluvofall @senorita-stucky

Omfg lmfao I cant

Peer pressure. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

You’re welcome! 😛😛😛

@meleedamage This is terrible. I love it.

bitch me too

Sounds fake, @fasole-dulce

This is totally your fault. 😂

Literally THE MOST penile of potatoes possible too….just WHY

I was on my phone using my limited (Canadian) cell data and they were the only potato pics I had on my camera roll. Why would anyone have a dozen pictures of dick-shaped potatoes on their phone??

I collect dick pics. 😝

That’s catchy. Tumblr oughta use it as its slogan.

Stick around. I’m an artiste.

Lmfao!!!

Me?? Take something too far??

Don’t get it twisted.

@meleedamage this site would just not be the same without you 😆😆😆😍😍😍

….I detest you all for this lol

I AM HAUNTED BY THESE HORRIFIC IMAGES

He totally is tho.

@meleedamage YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE THIS IS THE BEST ART I HAVE EVER SEEN

I… like?? potatoes??? Mashed.

why

I don’t do drugs. I AM DRUGS.

Sorry for wrecking your thing.

Aww… Thanks so much!! A whole lotta thought goes into my ridiculous bullshit.

my favourite thing is watching @meleedamage wreak havoc among sebastian stan stans

My favourite thing is when my shit gets reblogged with hastags like

I want to pour bleach in my eyes and Unsee this shit

I can’t get over the veiny ones like wtf mother nature

They’re so gross. I can’t get enough.

Sorry for wasting everyone’s time…

This. All of this. So fucking beautiful.

I couldn’t agree more.

What is this shit oh my god

It’s a masterpiece.

Success!! 😂

This is even funnier to me since he read that tweet about looking like a potato.

It’s like a wine tasting but with less wine and more potatoes shaped like dicks.

This thread gets better and better

Holy shit @meleedamage ! I’m dying!!

This gets better each time I see it

Then I guess I’d better reblog this…

“It’s like a wine tasting but with less wine and more potatoes shaped like dicks” is probably my favorite sentence that I’ve ever seen with my own eyes. 😂😂😂😂

Ugh. I love it!!

Well this is new yo me and all I can think of is a bunch of mini taters looking all like Seb now!

@loricameback who did this shit????!!!! I’ll NEVER look at a potato or sweet potato the same. It’s burned in my brain!!! Seb’s head at the end!!!!

You’re welcome! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

How have i not seen this yet?! Pfffffttkayahaha muerta! Muerta i say!! XD

WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN SEEING RIGHT NOW?!

One of the many reasons I don’t invite people who know me irl to check out my Tumblr. 😛

Today is really the perfect day for me to see the “Sebastian Stan’s face Photshopped onto suggestive root vegetables” post. 

ETA YEP IT WAS FLAGGED ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF TUMBLR YOU ARE TRYING TO BAN PHOTOS OF GODDAMN YAMS

Apparently tumblr hates food porn as well.

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