I have a valid passport, a mostly-functional ford and a desire to see the pacific coast again I will GLADLY road-trip through British Columbia and possibly into the interior of Alaska (IDK where u are, and it’s a big state) to bake you a cake and liveblog the whole adventure.
Someone do this. DOOOO EEET.
Too bad I don’t have any money, either–otherwise you’d totally be driving to Chesapeake…