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My new official daily greeting for all my lovely friends and followers.

Day 2.  Everybody still here?

Day 3.  No deleting our blogs, we die like sinners riding naked on the lube-slicked back of the red horse of the apocalypse reading lemony ficlets and cackling maniacally while the world burns.  (Not the pale horse though – fleshtones get you flagged)

Everybody doing okay?

Day 4.  I’m kinda getting bored, but as long as we can all see each other I’ll keep calling roll.

*checks pews*  *bangs Bible*  Wake up babes, we still got a lot of sinning to do.

Day 5.  I see you out there, doing things.  You know, things.  What sort of things?

Satan things