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THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

omg how cute what are they???

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#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

oMFG

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

(◎♊◉✿)

They’re -large train drives by-

…..
I’m upset.

What are they?

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

They look cool, I want one

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

Oh hey ********************************

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing.

Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then.

…What was I saying?

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

dinosaurs mmmmmmhmmmm

Well obviously they’re— [herd of cattle stampedes through] for the purposes of [one cow knocks over a potted plant with a loud crash] in [whoops and cries from a couple of vaqueros who arrive and herd the cows back out] and is probably illegal in Texas.

istg if one of my followers notes/tags this with an explanation i will turn this car around rn.

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But aren’t those – [tree crashes in the yard causing small stampede of squirrels and cats] used [runs out to watch squirrels and cats battle it out for supremacy] and that’s how [damn it the squirrels won, run for your lives!!!]

npr:

The world’s oldest known wild bird, a Laysan albatross that is at least 68 years old, has laid another egg.

Wisdom, who returns each year to Midway Atoll to nest, was sighted back at her favorite nest site in late November, and biologists at Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge have now confirmed she’s brooding.

The remarkable albatross is believed to have laid nearly 40 eggs over the course of her life, although it’s impossible to know the precise number.

She has single-wingedly transformed scientists’ understanding of albatross lifespans and the age limits on avian reproduction. The bird is “a world renowned symbol of hope for all species that depend upon the health of the ocean to survive,” according to the Fish and Wildlife Service.

Wisdom is not just continuing to procreate — she’s doing it at an impressive clip, too. Many albatrosses take a year off between eggs, because the process of laying and incubating an egg is so energy-intensive.

But every year since 2006, Wisdom and her current mate, Akeakamai, have laid an egg at the same nest in Midway Atoll.

When not raising their young there, Wisdom and Akeakamai are world travelers. Albatrosses are renowned long-distance fliers, capable of soaring thousands of miles without even flapping their massive wings, more than 6 feet across.

Wisdom The Albatross, World’s Oldest Wild Bird, Lays Another Egg

Image: Madalyn Riley/USFWS Volunteer/Flickr