Tom Hiddleston, books, Marvel, cute animals, food, Pokémon, Sailor Moon, history, current events(politics, what's going on in the world, that kind of stuff), among other things…
JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing.
Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then.
…What was I saying?
Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–
SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE
Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*
dinosaurs mmmmmmhmmmm
Well obviously they’re— [herd of cattle stampedes through] for the purposes of [one cow knocks over a potted plant with a loud crash] in [whoops and cries from a couple of vaqueros who arrive and herd the cows back out] and is probably illegal in Texas.
istg if one of my followers notes/tags this with an explanation i will turn this car around rn.
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But aren’t those – [tree crashes in the yard causing small stampede of squirrels and cats] used [runs out to watch squirrels and cats battle it out for supremacy] and that’s how [damn it the squirrels won, run for your lives!!!]
This is a very rare breed of dinosaur known as a Dildosaur. They like warm, dark caves.