granills:

Imagine being backstage with Tom before his play “Coriolanus”.

“This is…” You saw Tom finishing his lunch and a makeup artist was adding the finishing touches on his shoulder, the wounds were astonishingly terrible. The makeup artist definitely knew what he was doing. “…Wow.”

“Lovely, right?” Tom looked up as he noticed your amazement. Your eyes were locked on his shoulder, how real the wounds looked like. Tom leaned in and slightly pinched your nose. “Wanna touch it?” He teased.

“No.” You looked at him and slowly shook your head which made him laugh.

“I want your eyes upon me tonight,” He took your hands into his and placed them over his heart. The makeup artist have already finished and left. The actors have already taken up their places.

You stood on tiptoe and kissed him slowly just not to touch his “wounds”. “My eyes are always on you, baby.”

pantheris:

estfortis:

madamehearthwitch:

sliverofjade:

cerealpandas:

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epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

Did this guy just try to ‘man-splain’ periods??!

I love a good word salad.

The fuuuuuck?

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