Tom Hiddleston, books, Marvel, cute animals, food, Pokémon, Sailor Moon, history, current events(politics, what's going on in the world, that kind of stuff), among other things…
I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy percent of humanity isn’t really angry all the time like catch these hands motherfucker I’ve bitten people for trying to steal my chips you think you can just steal my whole fucking planet YEET HERE COME MY TEETH film people be using responses to natural disasters but I promise if human sized things came to throw down humanity would be ready to fuck them up like yeah you got laser guns I got this dope ass stick I just found let’s go you ugly fuck
silentwalrus1: #yeah bicht!!!!!!#gimme the battle of new york with fuckin chitauri comin down and the shift manager of the times sq H&M has finally had Enough#Tracie bout to kill this alien with a traffic cone#’ JUST PRETEND THEY’RE TOURISTS’ she screams choking out goddamn Lizard Lite with her lanyard#10 feet away a park slope mom is beating an alien to death with her four year old’s knockoff eco friendly razr scooter#every single retail employee gets ten years’ worth of therapy in one day#captain america’s kill count: 83 aliens#kathleen from accounting: 94 and also her boss
Humans are biolent, angry little creatures who live under a constant state of stress and have very little sense of self preservation. #whatsmykillcount would be trending in Twitter while people posted videos on every available platform. Like honestly Earth is not the one.
You never know you’re from a Death World until somebody tries to conquer it.
Fan Tributes To The Late ‘SpongeBob Squarepants’ Creator Stephen Hillenburg
Stephen Hillenburg used his loves of
drawing and marine biology to develop the underwater world of Bikini
Bottom. On Tuesday, the man who created SpongeBob SquarePants
died at the age of 57. The devastating news was confirmed by the network
that has broadcast the hugely popular cartoon series since 1999, Nickelodeon.
According
to the company, Hillenburg’s cause of death was motor neurone disease
(also known as ALS), a condition he revealed he had been diagnosed with
in March last year.
Someone please give me some drunk!Loki bursting into your room and confessing his love to you, and he had to get drunk first, cause otherwise he would have been too shy to tell you what he feels.
(Y/n) smiled at her phone, opening the Snapchat Nat had just sent her. It was a video of Tony drunk and buying everyone another round of who knows what, but the funny part was when he decided to stand on the bar before immediately falling down. He was fine, as Nat immediately texted after sending the video so (y/n) wouldn’t freak out.
The majority of the team had gone out for drinks, but (y/n) hadn’t really been feeling it tonight. She had twisted her ankle pretty bad in training earlier and didn’t think going out dancing in heels was the best option for her.
A few of the members of the team had been texting her all night, keeping her updated, trying to get her to come out, making sure she was still having fun. (Y/n) smiled at all the texts, her heart fluttering though when she got a text from a particular someone.
You still awake ~ Loki
Yeah, why? ~ (Y/n)
Shhh, surprise ~ Loki
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Thor POV
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“What do you mean Loki disappeared?” Thor bellowed, leaning on the table with the other avengers.
“I don’t know he just poofed. It was real cool looking though” Sam smiled gesturing with his beer. Thor who has been slightly buzzed immediately sobered up.
“Any idea where he went?” Thor looked at the others before Nat blurted our an ‘oh shit’. Nat showed Thor the text on her phone from (y/n) asking about why Loki had texted her. Thor grumbled, grabbing his axe before disappearing himself.
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Loki POV
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Loki smiled, he appeared just down the hallway from (y/n) and was leaning on the wall. He straightened out his clothes wanting to make (y/n) know he was serious. He was glad Thor had took him out to drink with the others, it made him realize just how much he liked hanging with them. Even more it made him realize how much more he likes hanging out with (y/n).
Loki stumbles down the hall thinking about all the different things he lov-likes about (y/n). From her hair to her wit to the way she smelled to how soft her skin was.
It took like what felt like forever for him to finally reach (y/n)’s door which she opened almost immediately.
“Loki!” (Y/n) looked shock to she him, but Loki smiled anyway. She looked cute in her little shorts and tank top, Loki smiled, putting his hands on (y/n)’s shoulders to balance himself.
“(Y/n), I wanted to tell you-“ Loki began, his mouth now dry and his head heavy as he began to sway slightly.
“Loki you’re drunk!” (Y/n) held on to Loki, trying to keep him upright, but the god was tall, and surprisingly heavy.
“Shhh, I lik-love you (y/n) I figured you should know that” Loki’s lips brushed against (y/n)’s war as he attempted to whisper.
“What?” (Y/n) backer away forgetting to support Loki as he almost fell to the floor, luckily Thor was there and was able to grab him.
“Loki!” Thor grumbled helping him stand up.
“Brother! How are you?” Loki slung his arm around Thor, leaning heavily on him.
“I’m sorry (y/n) Loki never gets like this usually”
“It’s alright Thor” Thor looked at (y/n) who seemed stunned. He prayed to the all fathers that Loki had not harmed her in anyway.
“More than alright, I just told dear (y/n) how much I love her, I feel like I could kiss her right now” Loki smiled gesturing with one hand sloppily. Based on (y/n)’s reaction he had a pretty good idea that (y/n) must like him too.
“Okay no, goodnight (y/n), I hope you enjoyed your night in” Thor pulled Loki back as he began leaning closer to (y/n) the pair began stumbling down the hallway as Loki looked back at (y/n).
“Night Thor, night Loki” (y/n) chuckled but sent a playful wink at Loki before closing her door.
“I did it brother are you proud of me?” Loki looked at his brother. He had known about Loki’s crush for months now surely he would proud.
“Sure Loki”
A/n: this was a cute idea hope you don’t mind!
OF COURSE THOR IS PROUD I AM SO PROUD, TOO OMG THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS @fandomqueen74 ❤️❤️❤️
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