catwinchester:

ms-cellanies:

vagabondretired:

I don’t want President Pence, either, but I have no idea why Trump doesn’t just quit, download whatever cash he has at a moment of peak cash flow into a foreign bank somewhere, and head off to a grand golf course somewhere without an extradition treaty. I doubt he even has to make such elaborate plans. Just go away quietly, play golf, spend some more time with that young son you’re so devoted to (joke), eat your shitty well done steak. Have a grand life!

Retire and take Pence and all of your slobbering lackeys with you.  

It’s because he cannot fathom a world where ordinary plebians could possibly take down the brilliance that is Dumb Old Chump.

Seriously, he’s a legend in his own mind and simply cannot conceive that anyone could be better than him or beat him at anything.

zetablarian:

grumpyfaceurn:

zetablarian:

All I know is my dash is 90% more nudity than ever before, now.

we got no jobs, no future, no planet or economy or society that haven’t been fucked up by the generations before us, but you know what we have tons of? 

Spite.

This is beautiful and true.

babydogdoo:

the-haven-of-fiction:

Because…