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icel:

since written porn is technically still allowed, tumblr is obligated to allow NSFW ascii art after december 17th as it falls into a gray area and is immune to image filters

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check out my written erotica

toraifosu:

I was re-watching Star Wars and I decided the background jedi needed more appreciation. Just trust me, you have to see these guys.

this guy stabs a super battle droid in the face and then kicks it down

this guy launches a surprise attack from behind a pillar while his buddy in the back does a forward summersault

despite having lightsabers, kicking droids seems to be a common theme.

I’ll say that again. Kicking. Droids. Metal droids. Ouch. Speaking of metal,

This guy’s not even sure where he is and he’s still kicking trade federation ass

then we got this guy way in the back – behind the guy swinging his blade like it’s a fucking battleaxe – who’s got a lightsaber in each hand

and HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE

We got this guy pulling some kind of Darth Maul move

And if you look out the left side of the carriage you’ll see Dual Saber Droid Decapitation Inc. hard at work

pretty sure that guy behind the pillar is about to fucking throw his lightsaber. Kit Fisto approves.

okay now this guy’s just showing off.

catwinchester:

evieplease:

phoenixface:

Now if youd said it was Hiddlesnipple, everyone would want one…

Here, have a hiddles nipple, also known as a Hipple.

dualityofsquid:

markv5:

Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

“two perpetually smiling emeralds on plush silver :3”

oylmpians:

shakespeare was bisexual. source? only a bisexual could write the chaotic energy being conveyed in twelfth night. end tweet.