prideprejudce:

ok but,,,, knowing tony he’s gonna have his dehydrated and starving ass hauled all the way back to earth and will immediately start working again even though he’s like,,,,an inch from death

tony: glad to see all of us here again. fantastic! what are the minutes from our last meeting? ah yes, half of us disintegrated into thin air because of the mean man from space. tragic. anyway, did i miss anyone’s birthday?

steve: tony are you feeling ok

tony: i’m completely fine how are you doing blurry image #5?

Can we please talk about how perfect SAF’s nose is???!!!!

the-haven-of-fiction:

Look…I have nose issues with him.

It is just so pretty.

I want to do things to it.

Bad things.

Like glomp onto it and just hang there happily while he goes about his day, like a little animal in a cartoon. Yes, I said that (virtually) out loud. 🙊

I think he likes his nose as much we do. He…uses it, shall we say…as in the way that people use their fingers to touch and feel. I’d include those types of gifs, but I’m afraid of getting deleted. I think you know what I’m talking about. Actually I guess this one of Hester and Freddie is safe. I hope.

Anyways. Yeah. It’s a problem.

Also I wanna rub it like I do on a kitty.

👃🏼❤️

danipup:

oh-glasgow:

jimscrack:

oh-glasgow:

It’s time for Scotland to leave the UK.

Will you get your fair share of Muslims?

Yes, we already have, what’s your point? Oh, I see, it’s an attempt at racist dog-whistling. Still, I suppose you have to do something to occupy your time at between drinking your own piss and jacking it to Nascar now that the wife has turned your kids against you.

But here you go, I’ll include some pictures because I fear that reading words with more than two syllables is probably not on of your strong points, so here’s examples of Scotland accepting Muslims into our community.

Here’s the front-page of The National;

Here’s Glasgow United welcoming them at the football;

Here’s some Syrian refugees opening up businesses in Scotland;

Here’s a link to a BBC article where they share the love of the community that accepted them. A few comments from them;

And what do the locals think? Let’s ask them!

Lisa, a writer who now lives in Glasgow, told BBC news: “I was born on the Isle of Bute and I am from six generations of family from there. It is full of good people.

“Some of the Syrian refugees have post traumatic stress. They have a sense of depression.

“Scotland is a country that understands more than any country the importance of home.

“The Syrians belong to the family of Bute as long as they want to belong and you will find that most people have welcomed them with open arms and great admiration.”

Those Muslims, eh? Coming over here, rebuilding their lives, and seducing us with tasty treats. Damn their agenda.

Now, get back under the rock that you came from and don’t come back with your racist pish.

i spent a Christmas in Edinburgh one year. it was one of loveliest places i’ve ever visited in my life. i would love to return someday. 🙂