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Since a lot of blogs were deleted and copyright violation notices are still going out, I’ve put together a private network for Tom Hiddleston and Marvel fans. Please join if you’re interested. You can access it with any browser or with the mobile app.
Do NOT put in your real location when joining unless you’re okay with other members seeing it. Even if you set it to private, the info is still in your profile. I wish I could disable that, but I can’t.
Click here to join. If you’re more a Marvel fan than a Tom fan, no worries. There’s a group in there for you (it’s basically a network within a network…kind of hard to explain, but I promise we have space for you too).
I didn’t think to mention this (sorry!) but you can use any name you want. A lot of people are using their Tumblr names.
Can you reblog this if you see it so people are aware? If you’ve already signed up and you want to change your name, just edit your profile 🙂
We’ve got 300+ members now…and a working mobile app 😉
In light of Tumblr’s new policy, I’d thought I’d send this around again. NSFW content is allowed, we have a working app, and I’m working on a list of feature requests.
Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp by Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan
“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.
Vaginal ratchet? Chugging? Enamel? Is this a novel or Top Gear magazine?
(that’s a steam-powered vibrator, if you were wondering)
Katerina by James Frey
I’m hard and deep inside her fucking her on the bathroom sink her tight little black dress still on her thong on the floor my pants at my knees our eyes locked, our hearts and souls and bodies locked.
Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Blinding breathless shaking overwhelming exploding white God I cum inside her my cock throbbing we’re both moaning eyes hearts souls bodies one.
One.
White.
God.
Cum.
Cum.
Cum.
I close my eyes let out my breath.
Cum.
Thrust, thrust, thrust your cock, gently inside her. Cum inside, cum inside, cum inside her vagina
Connect by Julian Gough
He drops the bra to the floor, looks up, into her eyes, it’s too much. He kisses her chin, her mouth, and their tongues touch, oh, too much, he slips his lips free with a soft suck. Moves up to kiss her strong nose, on one side, then the other, it’s hard and soft at once. He moves back down, till he is level with her breasts.
‘They’re small,’ she says, surprisingly shy, apologetic.
‘They’re perfect,’ he says.
He kisses them. Teases a nipple with his lips. It’s so soft; and then, suddenly, hard.
Wow.
He sucks on the hard nipple.
He has never done this before, and yet; no, wait, of course, it is totally familiar.
The first thing he ever did.
He feels the huge change in meaning, in status; it is as though he had grown up in a single suck. Everything transformed. And yet nothing has changed at all; he sucks at a nipple as he lies on a bed, and it’s eighteen years later, and he sucks at a nipple as he lies on a bed, and his childhood falls away from him like a burned-out booster stage from a rocket. Its fuel used up. He is now in orbit around a different planet.
EWW! EWW! BRAIN BLEACH! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!!!!!!
I should not have to say this but DO NOT THINK OF YOUR MOTHERS BREASTS WHILE FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
New rule, boys are never to be breastfed, always bottle fed. Breast is not best for boys.
Killing Commendatore by Haruki Murakami
My ejaculation was violent, and repeated. Again and again, semen poured from me, overflowing her vagina, turning the sheets sticky. There was nothing I could do to make it stop. If it continued, I worried, I would be completely emptied out. Yuzu slept deeply through it all without making a sound, her breathing even. Her sex, though, had contracted around mine, and would not let go. As if it had an unshakeable will of its own and was determined to wring every last drop from my body.
[emphasis mine] Oh look, how lovely! Who doesn’t like a surprise rape scene?
Kismet by Luke Tredget
She shuffles her head closer to his cock, close enough to smell her own residue, and then takes it in her mouth, with the vague idea of cleaning it. Geoff mirrors this gesture by burying his head between her legs, and gradually she can feel his cock pumping up with blood, one pulse at a time, until it is long and hard and filling her wide-open mouth. They stay in this position for a long time, Anna sucking and slurping with the same lazy persistence you’d use on a gobstopper or a stick of rock. Eventually she loses her sense of the context altogether – of what she is doing or who she is with or where they are – and becomes an empty vessel for what feels like disembodied consciousness. She looks at the window and wonders how the glass feels encased within its wooden frame, what the shaggy clouds feel like being blown across the sky, what the walls felt like being splattered and smeared with wet paint …
I don’t know about Kismet, this sounds more like an update of the movie Mannequin but with Real Dolls.
Grace’s Day by William Wall
He’s almost weightless. When he enters me it hurts and my pain belongs to the subterranean world, primitive as the clay. His body is slacker than I expected, a small paunch begins at his waist and settles in a downward parabola to his groin. His pubic hair is red. His erect penis is a surprise although I had imagined what they would feel like, read about them, seen them represented on toilet walls and magazines. I didn’t see it before he entered me, but afterwards it is small and sticky and amusing. I want to touch it but I don’t dare. I don’t know the etiquette. He is twenty or more years older than me. This is sex.
This reads a bit like Cat Person if the man was a predator preying on virgins.
But let’s not forget the paunch.
The Paper Lovers by Gerard Woodward
He was aware that she was making a mewling sound as he put his lips to her tightened nipple and sucked. Her mouth was at his ear, her tongue travelling along its grooves, voice filling it. His mouth tugged at her, extended her, she snapped back, there was a taste of something on his tongue. In his mind he pictured her neck, her long neck, her swan’s neck, her Alice in Wonderland neck coiling like a serpent, like a serpent, coiling down on him. She had found a way through his clothing and her fingers had lightly touched his cock, then slowly began to take a firmer hold. He wanted to cry like a baby. He felt helpless, as though his body had come undone and she was fastening it. He felt as though he was bleeding somewhere. Then he felt powerful, gigantic. He would have kicked a door down.
Anyone else picturing him fucking some kind of eldritch nightmare?
That’s a lot cuter than I was picturing, but google images failed me.
So, who gets your vote for the winner of the Bad sex award 2018?
This post “has been flagged as containing adult content which violates community guidelines”.
These excerpts have appeared in many national newspapers (online and in print) including the Guardian, The Literary Review, Metro, The Daily Mail, The Huffington Post, The Irish Times, The Atlantic, Vulture, the AV Club, (and approximately 6,000 other news sites).
Is Tumblr @staff really saying we cannot quote newspapers or discuss current affairs?
Looks like this blog is doomed because unfortunately, one of the many ways literature is sexist is its fixation with sexualising the female body, bad sex, and rape. Guess we can’t discuss those any more though.
Bad feminist blog, daring to talk about things that appear in National Newspapers. *slaps wrist* How very dare we!
Oh, and FYI, James Cum Cum Cum Inside Her Frey won. He of the untrue autobiography, A Million Little Pieces, infamy. How does this wanker still have a publishing contract?
Oh no, I said wanker! We’ll be double flagged for adult content now!
How did I know these changes were going to be a dumpster fire that would end up penalising a lot of innocent people and blogs?
Links to other places I exist, for reasons we all know by now:
Pillowfort– username StoicAngel (I’m not active there at the moment, but it’s a backup location in case someone kicks the plug out of the wall over here)
Adding to this: I opened a secondary twitter to reclaim my name, since someone thought it would be fun to claim it themselves (dick move tbh)
So don’t follow @lokilickedme at twitter, that’s not me. My primary handle there is @lexa_kline and my secondary (newly opened account) is @The_Real_lokilickedme. I hadn’t planned on using that one actively but I think now I might, since my lexa_kline is for book updates mostly. Follow me at one or both and I’ll follow you back.
All the other places in the post above are accurate and up to date. Pillowfort is still down doing upgrades but I expect them to be up and running again REAL soon, since they’re just dying to grab all the tumblr refugees and now’s the time. Probably gonna get real active over there soon.
Come find me at any or all of those sites – I’ll still be here on tumblr until they shut me down. Anyone who wants to connect with me via phone texting can message me and we’ll exchange numbers.
ALSO feel free to add all your alternate site IDs here and blog it around so we can all find each other at other places.
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