jackorino:

p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

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Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women:
Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan
Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates
Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels
Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness
Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

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I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

for all you pissbabies crying about sources

w1tchmom:

w1tchmom:

Heavy side eye to people giving sex advice to women along the lines of “orgasm isn’t the real goal of sex.”

Because you know who doesn’t ever get that advice ever?

Men.

Just.

Things to ponder.

One more thing.

It’s just terrible? Like really awful? Because there’s this undertone of like “sex is all about intimacy and it’s this spiritual experience and insisting on having an orgasm is kinda shallow, ya know? Like don’t be so greedy?”

When you can pretty much guarantee that even if the woman doesn’t get off, her man does. That’s how you know sex is over, right? When he’s done?

Why is it greedy or shallow for you to expect what is taken for granted for him?

Like how are we not past this, as a society? Why are women still being told to defer their own sexual fulfillment for their man’s sake?

Seriously, if your likelihood of getting off is higher when youre alone than when you’re with your partner, why are you having sex with him? You can be just as close as friends, without having to deal with the pain of habitual dissatisfaction, frustration, and pretending.

Lastly, the very best advice I can possibly give to any of my followers is to stop faking orgasms, or never start. His ego in the moment isn’t more important than your fulfillment throughout your life and you best believe that the longer you fake it the bigger a deal it will be when you finally get fed up with pretending.

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

ladyoftheteaandblood:

Meet Gerald

A snail with big dreams. By Ladyofthebloodandtea.

Gerald sat on a geranium,

 he was, very, very small.

In fact if he hadn’t whistled me,

Id never seen Gerald at all.

He told me of his very big dream,

To be a work of art.

And seeing how much he wished it,

Well we’ve made a start.

Gerald stood and posed for me

almost in the nude.

which in art is allowed,

But in real life is just plane rude.

So enjoy his very first exhibition,

Gerald at his best.

A snail with ambition.

A Snail above the rest,

PS here’s Gerald by a five pence piece which is 18mm wide, to show you his size.

Because @nuggsmum was silly enough to say she like my mad poems, I wrote her a new one.

@finney13s @booksandcatslover @ourladybinxthings @tomkurbikston @alexakeyloveloki @dangertoozmanykids101 @doubleagentvesperlynd @sf0206 @shadyskit @prplprincez @quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks @larygo and anyone else who has weird humour or likes nature.

I love Gerald! Pls write further adventures!