tsukinofaerii:

roddytheruin:

fuocogo:

girlsandart:

harold-shes-lesbian:

this is too real though

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.

ponytails?

The general “make sure he rapes someone else” training back in the 90s was to never wear a ponytail because it’s easy to grab. Saw similar things for loose clothing in general, and also skirts.

I got this from school (the whole sex ed “here’s what to know about your menstrual cycle and oh BTW here’s the ways you can ask to be raped” thing) to my parents (”never trust men ever for anything EVER”) to magazines and general “safety tips” like the flyers you sometimes see in women’s rooms. It was usually billed as Common Sense Ways To Avoid Becoming a Victim. Usually included not wearing heels, carry your keys in your hand and lock the car as soon as you’re in it, park under a light pole, etc.

So… yeah. There’s a lot there.

closet-keys:

Everyone should aspire to a cat’s understanding of healthy relationships

-they are vocal about their emotional as well as physical needs (alerting you when they need affection or entertainment in addition to when they need food), demonstrating an excellent example of self care and open communication

– they can enjoy being in a space with you while you’re each doing your own thing, demonstrating the healthy boundaries and separate interests

– they also like learning about what you’re doing and being involved in your hobbies (e.g. sitting on your laptop, cuddling while you read a book or knit a scarf or play a game) 

-they consistently enforce their boundaries. first with nonverbal communication, then verbal (hissing/growling), then violence (scratching/biting) when needed, demonstrating that it’s 100% appropriate to defend your bodily autonomy by any means necessary, even against those you love and depend on. 

-they demonstrate the importance of ongoing consent by respecting their ability to change their mind during physical affection and stop at any point

supershybutpushingthroughit:

judedeluca:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

wetmetal:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

queer-musician:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

just-artist-thoughts:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

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it weighed 68.6 lbs

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

My good hoe