angryschnauzer:

analogical-lovechild:

zimpirate:

bigbigbigday006:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

void-the-sinner:

spoiledbabe:

hazelandglasz:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

  • “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
  • A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
  • If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
  • Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
  • You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
  • The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

They have this in Continental Midtown in Philly, it’s fucking creepy and not cool at all

the most obvious solution i can think of is to break that motherfucker. what are they going to do? sue you for breaking something they shouldnt have had?

That’s fucking disgusting.

Hey, fellas. You ever feel like you have to check if you’re standing in front of a two-way mirror? Women do.

This needs to be known

Smash that fucking thing and expose the dirty bastards.

Not only is this the creepiest thing ever, its also the absolute dumbest shit i’ve ever seen when it comes to mens brains. What *exactly* are they expecting to see? Hate to break it to them but womens bathrooms arent a hotbed of fake lesbian orgies, in fact i hope it has a sound feed too because the first thing they’ll realise is the womens room in a club will be full of comments like “hey beware of the guy in the stripey shirt, he’s a groper” or “that guy in the jacket with the sweaty comb over likes to spike drinks”. You’re gonna see girls puking in the sinks, applying makeup, picking their noses, hell… even *shock horror* washing their hands. Whatever the club paid for that mirror and then are attempting to charge other fuckwits will soon amount to negative equity for the club because girls bathrooms are one of the most boring places in a nightclub. It just proves the male of our species are dumb as shit.

dinovia-countryman:

manic-kin:

aimmyarrowshigh:

loveyoutothem00n:

standard-fiend:

anxietee-n:

diamondelight92:

cractasticdispatches:

meelothemanly:

eyeslikeacat:

roonilwazlip:

letthemountainsmoveyou:

liamdunburs:

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

loki-the-fox:

quitesmolcreature:

loki-the-fox:

quitesmolcreature:

loki-the-fox:

I’m on my lunch and just sitting here bored so I decided to look up the most beautiful banana

Here it is

I’m having breakfast and I’m sitting here half-asleep and then I see the most beautiful banana I’ve ever seen. Look at that cheekbones!

It’s like if Tom Hiddleston was reincarnated into a banana lmao!

Ok, I’m gonna regret this but, c’mon look!

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY ?!??? ?! !

love2hulksmash:

lavvyan:

msbeeinmybonnet:

alohaspaceman:

Danny doesn’t like CIA agents 🤔

Bonus gif from 3.24

Hey, don’t forget 2.22 where Danny bulldozed into the CIA, got nabbed, gave lip through the whole interrogation and then fought his way out — all to make sure Steve got home safe.

(credit @flipse, from this gif set)

Also 4.21, in which Danny is completely unimpressed by the presence of the CIA and basically tells the military officer to go take a hike because this civilian ain’t movin’ from his boy’s bedside. 

Danny and (supposed) authority figures are like oil and water, which makes it all the more interesting to me that Danny more or less has gone wherever Steve pointed him from the very beginning. Complaining, yes, but he did it. Imagine some CIA drone informing Danny they’re partners now. Danny would laugh in their face. 

I would add to this, but @tari-aldarion tags about said everything I would have

dailypattondoodle:

catandaguin:

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

^^^^ Reblogging especially for that last comment.

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

Oh so you think Steve Rogers, who grew up during the Great Depression & Also fought in WW2, doesn’t have a fatalistic sense of humour that rivals that of the most hardened Gen Z teen? Hah okay then

Peter Parker, after failing his Spanish assessment: Lol when will death befall me

The rest of the Avengers: Ohmygod Peter honey it’s okay it’ll get better I promise please don’t say things like that you’re gonna be okay-

Steve, high-fiving him: We can only pray the reaper will arrive early for his appointment with us kid

The first conversation they ever have is when they both have breakfast at the Avengers Tower. Steve burns his toast & he just looks at the wall and declares, completely deadpan, “There is literally No Point to existence At All’ and then on the other side of the room he hears the instant response of “oh mood” which is basically the story of how Peter Parker & Steve Rogers bonded for life.

tinchentitri:

thehumming6ird:

tinchentitri:

thehumming6ird:

tinchentitri:

thehumming6ird:

devikafernando:

thehumming6ird:

Erm. I may have just found a whole new Hiddles obsession…

There I was, minding my own business, merrily zooming in on those pretty eyes. But then… *Boom* I had to go and notice this little bit of lip peeking through:

*clenches fists* Now I really want to bite it! 😱

Moral of the tale:

Humm officially needs a zoom intervention.

Great. Just great. HOW DARE YOU? @thehumming6ird

Listen @devikafernando I REALLY wish I could say that i’ve learned my lesson from looking at pictures of this man when i’m over-tired. But I woke up this morning and remembered this…

Seriously. I need to stay away from the internet at bedtime!

I can’t unsee Wendy, and I’m so sorry…

@devikafernando @thehumming6ird

@tinchentitri apparently @enchantedbyhiddles had exactly the same idea!

Hmm… perhaps he missed Wendy after she got auctioned off and decided to grow Wendy Mkii 🤔

Wendy or…

Or…

@thehumming6ird @enchantedbyhiddles

Less John Hall i think, but there’s definitely more than a whiff of Escapo now I come to think of it! I wonder if he’s wearing the longjohns underneath the uniform though @tinchentitri 🤔

Now leave me be! My muse has suddenly *ahem* arisen… 😎

I’ll buy you a drink if you make him wear that underneath in any story. Two if it’s the RADA one. @thehumming6ird